Hank: Wait a second. You guys are stoned
Becca: Dad? Please!
Hank: Tell me where you got the weed. I will kill the motherfucker! Tell me!
Becca: In your typewriter.
Hank: I knew it! Dammit.
I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they aren’t around.– Charles Bukowski (via unpunk) (via noise-and-tangerines) (via canadawhore)
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